I LIKE DAVID COPPERFIELD AS WELL.
NOT AS MUCH AS YOU.

- THIS ISN'T "SILENT WITNESS".
- HELLO.

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

- THIS IS BOB FRASER.
- I OWN SEXTON'S GARDEN CENTRE.

DAN!

I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT, RIGHT.

THAT ALL LOOKS A LITTLE BIT
LIKE DEATH ROW, DOESN'T IT?

INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!

- YOU WANT ME TO PAY RENT?
- I'M SURE WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

I RELEASED AN UNEXPECTED BUT POTENT GUST.

SORRY. THANK YOU, LOVE. A BIT ODD!

# SUCH A COLD FINGER

OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN IT!

STILL, MIGHT AS WELL EAT IT.

JUST GO AND SAY, "NO, I DON'T PAY. TAX IS RUBBISH."

VERY CLEVER MEN.
BOTH VERY CLEVER MEN, BUT I DON'T TRUST THEM.

HAVE YOU GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

AND DROVE TO DUNDEE IN MY BARE FEET.