WHY IS IT THAT THEY PUT THE PERFUME
IN THE MONKEY'S EYES?

THAT FARMERS ENCOUNTER FROM ARMCHAIR PUNDITS
WHO FORGET TO THINK BEFORE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH.

THERE IS ZERO TOLERANCE ON DENIM IN THE BAR?

NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.

THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

LOOK AT YOU. DO YOU GO AROUND
DRAWING PEEPHOLE BRAS ON THE WALL?

- DOWN THE SINK?
- YEP.

WITH SOME CLASSIC ELECTRO-ROCK

SORRY ABOUT THE BAD LANGUAGE.
ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGISE, DO L? BIG BALLS!

- THE OLD TEAM, EH?
- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.

YEAH.

- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.

SOME OF THE THINGS ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND DO
ARE PRETTY TOP-SHELF.

(HUGH) CHEERS, ALAN! WELL DONE!
(ALAN) GOOD LUCK WITH THE EDIT.

- I'VE BOUGHT YOU THE CARAVAN.
- I DON'T LIVE IN THE HOUSE WITH YOU?