- ALAN.
- OH! I'M CONFUSED.

- LYNN, THAT IS NOT A PENIS.
- IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. WE'RE REVAMPING
THIS SHOW. I'M LOOKING FOR A CO-PRESENTER.

SURE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, MR PARTRIDGE?

VEY RELIABLE, BUT SHE'S GOT A MOUSTACHE.

- A NAKED JOG ACROSS THE LANDING.
- WHAT IF YOU'VE GOT GUESTS?

- NAME A U2 ALBUM.
- "JOSHUA TREE".

YEAH. IS SEAN THERE?

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

A LOVELY OLDEN DAYS MAP OF NORFOLK THERE.

- I'M BATMAN.
- HAAAH!

I LEFT THE BBC, FORMED A PRODUCTION COMPANY.
THAT WENT INTO LIQUIDATION, VOLUNTARILY.

YES. THE BEING EARLY TRICK. MIND GAMES.

(GERMAN ACCENT)
..TO NO MORE THAN TEN MINUTES!

WE'RE TAKING E-MAILS ON THAT TONIGHT,
STARTING WITH MIKE WHO'S 24.

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.

THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.