GOOD.

- VANDALS GOT TO YOUR CAR AGAIN?
- AFRAID SO, THIRD TIME. SCUM. SUB-HUMAN SCUM.

THIS COMING FROM THE MAN
WHO ONCE GAVE AWAY A CD

- THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT "M" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- WHY?

ALL THIS WINE NONSENSE!

IT WAS AGONY.

IT'S THE BIOGRAPHY OF AN EAST END GANGSTER.
IT'S CALLED "BAD SLAGS". AMAZING STUFF.

YES. THAT'S FOR HYGIENE REASONS.
IT LETS THE BUTTOCKS BREATHE.

I THOUGHT I'D TAKE THE JUG
IN CASE IT'S QUAFFED BY R2D2 OVER THERE.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I FIND IT DIFFICULT...

HE'S A MENTALIST!

IF YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING ELSE,
THEN I DON'T WANT YOU TO HESITATE TO CALL...

HELLO.

- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.

(PAN PIPES PLAY)

NO? ER, RIGHT. TEA?

(ROCK MUSIC)

MINIBAR, RIGHT. NO, I'LL GET IT MYSELF.