NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

IF YOU'D TAKEN THE TROUBLE
TO WATCH "BOOB OLYMPICS"...

- DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?
- NO, THANK YOU.

YOU'RE NOT JUST SEXY,
YOU'RE ALSO A VERY GOOD...FAN CLUB MEMBER.

OH, SUPER. I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET THIS BOX OFF CAROL FOR MONTHS.

- I GOT SUNNY DELIGHT...
- DON'T KISS ME AGAIN!

I MEAN, I JUST DON'T WANT TO KISS,
I WANT TO GO THE WHOLE WAY.

NO, NO.

I'VE HAD SOME PRETTY LATE NIGHT
SESSIONS MYSELF. YEAH.

- CAN I GET TO MY CAR?
- IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. IT'S NOT HERBIE.

"IS IT WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST...?"

- IF YOU'VE GOT OWT TO SAY, SAY IT TO ME.
- IT'S HYGIENE.

IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT'S BACKFIRED.

NO.

- YOU REGULARLY BOOK, DON'T YOU?
- YES.

THANK YOU, PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS.

- NO. I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE TIMBER YARD.
- I'LL TAKE YOU.

MIND YOU, I CAN'T TALK. I'VE GOT A FAT BACK.