- ALAN, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
- WHO-OO...
"THE DAY OF THE JACKAL."
"DAY OF THE JACKAL."
YES. CAN YOU HOLD THESE?
- HIS PANIC ATTACKS HAVE ALL BUT STOPPED.
- THANKS, LYNN.
..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.
BUT, IN FACT, YOU SOUND LIKE A TRAPPED BOY.
THAT EVERYTHING I'VE SAID
THUS FAR IS COMPLETELY CORRECT?
LET'S MAKE IT MORE FROTHY
WITH A SQUIRT OF LIGHT LEMON LIQUID.
- HIS HOUSE?
- YES.
THAT IS A FUNNY STORY.
PEOPLE WITH EYEBROWS ON THEIR CHEEKS...
SOME AS YOUNG AS THE ONES
HOLDING BALLOONS OVER THERE -
THE '70S. SPACEHOPPERS AND ER...
SWEETS THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MORE.
THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.
IT'S THE BALL THING YOU HAVE IN WASHING MACHINES.
- THAT WAS LOVELY.
- YES. LIKE A VERY MOVING SHEEP DIP.
(APPLAUSE)
I'M GOING TO BE CHECKING OUT
AT THE END OF THE WEEK.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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