- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- YOU SAID INVITE A GUEST.

JUST HAVING SOME HYGIENIC SNOGGING.

- LYNN, THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- BUT I HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT IT.
- COME ON, ALAN, IT'S JUST A BIT OF FUN.

THEIR WORTH IS WORTH...

IRONIC, REALLY. HE WORKED
IN TELEVISION HIS WHOLE LIFE

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM "THE CRYING GAME"?

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

- OR THEY'LL DECLARE YOU BANKRUPT ON FRIDAY.
- RIGHT.

I'M DOWN, BUT I'M NOT A HO.

- HOW LONG HAS GORDON BEEN AT CHURCH?
- A FEW WEEKS. HE'S JUST MOVED HERE.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

- SEE THE MATCH?
- WHICH ONE?

START THE ENGINE.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- YES, WE ARE.

- I CAN GET YOU A KITCHEN.
- FANCY A FLAV?

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON DIGITAL CABLE CHANNEL UK CONQUEST

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.