HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

YES, THANK YOU. I WOULD.

BUT I TELL TO HIM, "PLEASE, IT DOESN'T MIND.
WHAT'S INSIDE MATTERS."

DON'T DRAW A COCK!

- PERHAPS THOSE PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT SHORT.
- THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE, LYNN!

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

SO LET'S MAKE FRIENDS
SO I CAN BE ON MY WAY, PLEASE.

(GUN NOISE)

RIGHT, YOU'LL LIKE THIS.
"KNOWING M.E., KNOWING YOU."

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

OR BITCH, MIGHT BE A LADY.

THAT'S VEY GOOD.

A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

- DO YOU WANT A PICKLED ONION?
- NO. I HATE THEM.

I'M GOING NOWHERE, LYNN.

AND I DO IT IN A LOVELY OLD BULL-NOSED MORRIS.