- SHOW LYNN.
- OH, YEAH.

- CHRIS...
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

ALAN. ALAN. THERE.

HAVE I GOT ANYTHING ELSE
TO SAY HERE, OR SHALL I GO?

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.

AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER.
AND DO USE THAT WORD.

CAROL, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE IN ALAN'S CORPORATE VIDEO?

GOODBYE, MARY. TRAFFIC.

- DOESN'T MATTER. SHE CAN HAVE FISH.
- NO, SHE WON'T EAT THAT EITHER.

BLUE NUN!

- I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.

- NO BODIES UNDER THERE, I HOPE!
- WHAT?

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

NO, I MEAN GENERALLY.
NOT SPECIFICALLY THE TOILET.

I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS, DAN.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

- IT'S SO DEPRESSING, ISN'T IT?
- AYE.

WELL, WHERE DO I START?