BUT FINE, I'LL SACK HER.

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

FUCK OFF.

- HI, ALAN. HELLO, LYNN. HELLO, BUILDERS.
- I TOLD YOU. WATCH.

IN 1976, I SAW ELO AT THE BIRMINGHAM NEC.

SO, MIKE, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

SORRY. IT'S THE NEW SYSTEM.

OH... NO, NO.

"THE SPY WHO LOVED ME" IS A BRILLIANT FILM.
IT BEGIN IN FOREST IN GERMANY...

WOULDN'T WANT TO, THOUGH.
NOT UNLESS IT HAD BEEN STUNNED.

(SHOUTS)

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.

I WANT TO STEAL A CONE AND WAVE IT AROUND A BIT.

- THESE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS OF BONO?
- STILL ON THAT?

I'D LIKE FOUR GLITTER EXPLOSIONS, 12 PUFF FLASHES...

WHERE ARE YOU FROM IN IRELAND?

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.