I WANT YOU TO POUR A LITTLE BIT,
LET ME SIP IT, AND THEN POUR THE REST.

GET RID OF IT.

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, VERY BUSY.

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".
ALL DO THAT. I'M ROGER MOORE.

(GRUNTS)

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

TANNOY IS A BRAND NAME.

AND YOU!

YEAH. WE ALL SWEAT. I USED TO SWEAT LIKE A ZOO.

NO? ER, RIGHT. TEA?

I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!

OR INDEED, KILLING THEM WITH SYPHILIS.
HERE'S MONSIEUR DAVID CLIFTON.

(HORNS HONK)
GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU (BLEEP) IDIOT!

- WHAT A FUNNY STORY.
- ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

IT'S GONE SEVEN. IT'S YOUR SHOW. YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE.

IMAGINE THAT, MIKE. DRIVING ACROSS THE STATES
ON ONE OF THEM ROADS - ROUTE 66.