HE MEANS HIS COCK!

HAVE YOU GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

I'M 47. SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
BACK OF THE NET!

IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

- I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
- OK. HERE'S...

(LYNN) WHAT IF TONY HAYERS SEES
"COOK, PASS, BABTRIDGE" PAINTED ON YOUR CAR?

GERRY ADAMS LOOKS LIKE A DEPUTY HEADMASTER

OH, YES. I CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DONE NOW.
SHALL I PUT IT ON THE LIST?

YOU PEOPLE.

I SEE. THE IDEA IS THAT U2 ARE GOING INTO SPACE?

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

- YOU'RE MAD, YOU ARE!
- I KNOW, I AM A BIT MAD.

- BUT IT DON'T MAKE SENSE, DOES IT?
- HELP ME OUT, MATE.

JUST GIVE ME HALF A BOTTLE OF BLUE NUN, PLEASE.

I'LL LOOK BACK ON THAT
AS AN EXCELLENT PRACTICAL JOKE.