# TELL YOU WHAT. TELL YOU WHAT
IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

# SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN

AND AFTERWARDS A BUNCH OF US
WENT DOWN TO LASER QUEST.

TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

- YOU SHOULD SACK YOUR PR PEOPLE.
- WE HAVE.

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

- SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER!
- I THINK THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH, THANK YOU!

UM... I KNOW. THERE'S A COPY OF MY BOOK
BEHIND RECEPTION. CAN YOU SEE IT?

LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.

ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

I'M STEVE BENNETT. I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF THE "HAMILTON'S WATER BREAK" VIDEO.

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!

GAVE A PAPER CUT TO A MAN FROM NESTLE.

# SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY
SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY... #

PERHAPS IT DOESN'T FIT IN WITH HER BLINKERED
VIEW OF THE WORLD. NEVERTHELESS, NICE SONG.

OH. YES.