- NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.
- I HOPE NOT.

FASCINATING CREATURES, THOUGH.

- IT'S AN ALIEN JUDGE.
- GOLLY.

WHEN THEY FOUND HIM,
HE STILL HAD THE REMOTE IN HIS HAND.

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

THEY WILL WITHSTAND,
AT BEST, ONE AGGRESSIVE BODY SCRUB.

SHALL WE MAKE TRACKS?

RIGHT, YOU'LL LIKE THIS.
"KNOWING M.E., KNOWING YOU."

YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

- GONNA CANE ME?
- NO, BUT I MIGHT THROW A CHAIR AT YOU.

- SHELL, ABOUT A QUARTER OF A MILE.
- HAS IT GOT A MINI-MART?

I WAS MAKING HIM LAUGH ON THE PHONE.

JUST FINISH SIGNING IT THERE.

- DID YOU BUY IT DOWN THE MARKET?
- AYE.

- I'M GONNA HIT THE ROAD. CHECK YOU LATER.
- CHECK YOU LATER.

I'M JOKING, OF COURSE IT'S NOT,

- ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEETING?
- YOU'LL BE THERE.