- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

ONE FOR HIM AND ONE FOR HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW.

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

IF YOU LET ME GO, I WILL GIVE YOU

THE RATINGS FOR THE FIRST SERIES STARTED POORLY
AND WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE.

A PARACHUTE COMES OUT WITH A UNION JACK ON IT...

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SWEAT OVER YOUR WORK.

YOUR HEAD LOOSENS FROM YOUR TORSO
AND BOBS INTO THE DISTANCE,

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW.

- THANKS FOR THE SOUVENIR.
- NO PROBLEM.

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

ALAN, I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES,
NO ONE WANTS TO KILL YOU.

HELPING EVERYONE RELAX IN "ALAN'S DEEP BATH".

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.

ONE MORE QUESTION.

HANG ON, HANG ON.

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!