OH, YES. I CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DONE NOW.
SHALL I PUT IT ON THE LIST?

ABOVE ROOM TEMPERATURE, IT ALL CONGEALED
INTO ONE BIG DARK CHOCOLATE CRICKET BALL.

WELL...I'LL STOP, THEN.

I HAVE. I'M DOING "NORFOLK NIGHTS"
AND I'VE GOT A SHOW...

TWELVE INCHES... KEEP IT IN MY ROOM.

DON'T ALL GO OFF TO THE TOILET AND TALK ABOUT ME
BECAUSE IT REALLY IS TOO SMALL.

IN THAT CASE, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!
I'LL TAKE THE HOUSE.

SONJA, THAT WAS CLASSIC INTERCOURSE.

- YES.
- LISTEN.

- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?

NO. HIS SILENCE, I THINK, SPEAKS VOLUMES.

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

FIRST WORD. THE.

- THESE ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
- SHE WEARS NO MAKE-UP!

# HE PAINTED KIDS ON THE CORNER
OF THE STREET WITH THE SPARKING CLOGS

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.

- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

I BET A LOT OF THESE GO MISSING
AND END UP AS WORK SURFACES IN LUXURY KITCHENS.