THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

TOP-SHELF IN THIS COUNTY, NOT ABROAD.

- HELLO..
- CARL.

YEAH.

BRAVEHEART... AND, OF COURSE, YOURSELF.

IF YOU TRIED TO HANG A HAWK,
THEY COULD ALWAYS HOVER SO THE ROPE WENT SLACK.

JURASSIC PARK!

- JUST A MINERAL WATER FOR ME, PLEASE.
- ACTUALLY, I'LL HAVE A MINERAL WATER, TOO.

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING...A NICE CHAP
AND DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE HE IS.

# HIT ME! HIT ME! HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
IT'S NICE TO BE A LUNATIC

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

BASICALLY, COULD I HAVE
A CONDENSED PINK FLOYD CONCERT FOR

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

IT'LL BE AN END TO ALL THAT LONDON CRAP -
BIG BEN TEDDY BEARS. YOU HATE LONDON.

- YOU CAN'T.
- YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!