NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.

I ADMIT THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "BAP".

YES. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR,

YES. I MEAN, YES, I WANT YOU
TO SHOW ME THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO".

- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.

IF HE TAKES YOU TO GRAVE, WE'LL BE LATE FOR FILM
AND OUR WORK WILL BE DESTROYED.

- IT'S PIET MORANT FROM DANTE FIRES.
- HE CAN'T SEE ME.

LET'S MAKE IT MORE FROTHY
WITH A SQUIRT OF LIGHT LEMON LIQUID.

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

JUST GIVE THAT A QUICK CLEAN.

HE USED TO FLIRT WITH LYNN ALL THE TIME.

- THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'RE SACKED!
- WHAT?

KOMMEN SIE BITTE, UND LISTEN TO KRAFTWERK.

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

IT'S NOT
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ON THE TILES YET.

IT'S STILL CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
SEE YOU IN STRASBOURG.

SIOBHAN, YOU DON'T JUST GET SOME GUY
WHO USED TO BE ON TV PRESENTING A CHEAP VIDEO.