- IT'S SUE COOK.
- WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

BACK-STABBING CENTRAL
AND SHATTERED DREAMS PARKWAY.

SO YOU CAN GET A TRAFFIC CONE TO BE SICK INTO?

- NO,
- WHAT?

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

I'M GOING TO GET A SPOT OF BREAKFAST.

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

AFTER YOU.
NOT YOU, LYNN. STAY HERE, GET ON THE PHONE.

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

- THAT'S FOR YOU.
- WHAT'S THIS?

- YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
- WAS I ON THAT LONG?

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

- SHE'S OLDER THAN ME. SHE'S 52.
- MY GIRLFRIEND'S 33.

ANYWAY, HE THANKS HER
FOR THAT STOLEN AFTERNOON

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.