- CAN I INTRODUCE MY PA LYNN?
- HELLO.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

# TO PAINT HIS MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTICK CATS AND DOGS #

(MOBILE RINGS)

THE ALIEN JUDGE IS SHOOTING THE TAXMAN
AND THE TAXMAN'S HEAD IS COME OFF.

IT'S THE POST OFFICE AND THE SPASTIC SOCIETY.

HELLO, BONO. HAVE A SEAT.

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

- I'LL HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.

(HUGH) WHERE DID THAT COW COME FROM?
FARMERS!

AND DON'T TRY TO HOVER UP SO THAT THE ROPE
GOES SLACK. THEY COULD DO THAT, COULDN'T THEY?

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

YOU WERE LEANING FORWARDS
WITH YOUR HANDBAG LIKE THAT.

- I THINK YOUR PUPILS WILL WANT TO KNOW.
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

HOME SWEET HOME.