I THINK YOU'RE INCREASINGLY MOVING TOWARDS AN AREA

MICHAEL'S IN CHARGE OF OUR INTERNET COMPUTER.

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS
YOU PUT IN THEIR CHIPS.

- YOU ENJOYED THAT.
- (MACHINE-GUN NOISE)

OK! IT'S 7 A.M.
WAKEY-WAKEY, IT'S THE BREAKFAST SHOW.

FOR
AND A FREE TORCH -

I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT, RIGHT.

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO MUSIC.
I'VE HEARD YOUR SHOW.

# BAD DREAMS IN THE NIGHT

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

ANYONE WHO'S ANYONE WHO'S IN THE NORFOLK AREA.

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

(GUN NOISE)

IT'S TERRIBLE YOU HAVE TO FILL IT
WITH SWEARING ON YOUR SHOW.

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.