BUT IT'S CHIEFLY JOY AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNES.

YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IN HER LAST WEEKS.

I WANT A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT AT THE BBC
TO MAKE TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TOO MANY THINGS.

HE'S DEAD NOW.

SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

I HELP DISABLED PEOPLE SET UP BUSINESSES...

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

IT'S TERRIBLE YOU HAVE TO FILL IT
WITH SWEARING ON YOUR SHOW.

KISS MY FACE!

THEN I'D TYPE INTO THE ATTACK COMPUTER,
"MR CRAGG, CHEMISTRY TEACHER."

DID YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
OR COUSINS OVER WHILE YOU WERE THERE?

OH, YOU'RE THERE. THIS ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO "GO NUCLEAR".

- I'VE GOT WOOD THERE.
- THAT'S MDF. OH, YOU'RE MAKING A JOKE.

APART FOR HEAVY LIFTING. I'VE GOT A BAD BACK.

OOH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT OFF WITH HER.

I COULDN'T SEE IT BECAUSE I WAS IN THE BATHROOM.

JAVA.