- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

GOOD. GOT MY FUNGAL FOOT POWDER?

SONJA, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH.

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.

- FIRST?
- YES.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

I'M DYING TO HEAR YOUR IDEAS
FOR THE FIREPLACE CONFERENCE.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?

THE WOMAN WITH THE OLD TADGER...

I USED TO ENJOY SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
OR LIKE THIS. SOMETIMES I'D LEAN FORWARD.

SEE YOU LATER!

YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT HE MADE THAT JOKEY
REMARK DOESN'T MEAN HE SENT YOU THE CARD.

JUST A FEW THINGS, ALAN.
WE'VE HAD A CALL FROM NORWICH RADIO.