- NO. IT JUST SAYS "MICHAEL".
- AYE, IT DOES.

SINGLE-HAND SUE TACKLING THE BUFFET.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

NO. I'M SEEING TONY HADLEY FROM SPANDAU BALLET.

I'M GOING TO RING CAROL
AND ASK IF SHE'LL DO THE CORPORATE VIDEO.

THE QUEEN IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KINGS' SINGERS.

RESEARCH.

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.

- NO, IT'S FINE.
- DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE?

A-A-A-A-A...L. LISTEN...

- BANGKOK?
- AYE.

JUST TO CHECK, THAT WASN'T
THE REAL ENDING TO THE STORY, WAS IT?

- CAN I HAVE A SECOND SERIES?
- WHO AM I?

IT'S LIKE PRESS-UPS, ISN'T IT?

NO... I'M VEY HOT.

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

CHEERS!

LOOK IN THE BACK OF A SPOON