- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.

(STEVE) IT'S A DEAD COW.
WHERE THE BLEEDING HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

- NO.
- GOOD. THIS IS LYNN.

LOOK, ALAN. NO CLOWNS, NO GAGS.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

YEAH. ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO DIVULGE THAT INFORMATION.

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.

SO HAD THE BRONTI SISTERS.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

NO... I'M VEY HOT.

IT'S 11 P.M. TIME FOR "ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM".

TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.

WE'RE STOPPING THIS AFTER TONIGHT.

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

AYE, IT IS.

THEY'D HAVE TO TURN THEM UPSIDE DOWN,
SO IT DIDN'T REVEAL THE DETAILS OF THE DEAD