DESPAIR ON THIS VERY BAD DAY?

- I'M OFF FOR A MUSHROOM SLICE.
- GET ME ONE, CHUM.

BUT WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?

NO. I'M SEEING TONY HADLEY FROM SPANDAU BALLET.

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE COME FROM STOKE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS SONJA'S BEST FEATURE?

(SIGHS)

DIFFICULT ONE TO FIGURE OUT, THAT.
BUT THEY'RE JUST DEAF,

IMAGINE A TONGUE
STICKING OUT OF A SESAME-SEED COB!

YOU'RE ALL ALONE.

I'LL GO AND GET YOUR OTHER BITS.

(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,

THAT'S NOT TOAST. THAT'S HOT, FLOPPY BREAD.

THEY REMIND ME OF DEATH.

GOD ALONE KNOWS, ALAN.

AND IT WAS FULL OF SOILED BANDAGES.

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