IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

A GLITTERING YEAR AHEAD.

- WELL, SOMETIMES, AYE.
- REALLY? WHEN?

OR A CHEQUE FOR

POP YOU IN THE BOOT
AND DUMP YOU IN THE NORTH SEA.

YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE. YOU CAN EITHER
BOOK ME NOW, OR WAIT FOR CLIFF THORBURN.

HE'S SURROUNDED BY BOUNCERS.

(WOMAN) I THINK WE'LL BE GIANT..

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

OH, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN? CLICK, CLICK.

WITH THE MELTING OF THE ICE CAPS, EAST ANGLIA
WILL BE UNDER WATER IN THE NEXT THIRTY YEARS,

- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- SORRY.

I'VE TRIED THAT ONE.

LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

MEN IN PLATFORM SHOES
BEING ARRESTED FOR BOMBINGS,

MRS MONEYPENNY'S AN EEJIT! SHE'S AN EEJIT!

GOOD EVENING.