I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.
I'LL DO A QUICK FIX ON IT FOR NOW, AND...

- WHAT TIME IS IT?
- SIX O'CLOCK.

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

AND WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE'RE NOT GAY!

# MAKES ME FEEL SAD FOR THE REST

ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.

SO JUST DON'T TURN ROUND.

AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

JACKA-NACKA-NORY! AH, THAT'S BETTER.

PERHAPS SAY THAT THEY'RE LIKE A MARQUEE FOR TOES
OR A FOOT TENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.

AYE. I CAN HOLD IT UP TO MY MOUTH
LIKE A TANNOY...

- ALAN, LOOK WHAT I DRAW.
- WHAT'S THAT?

- IT KILL YOU?
- IT'S CHOLESTEROL. SCOTTISH PEOPLE EAT IT.

- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.