(HUGH) YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT UNDER A COW!

FROM A POCKET-SIZED BOX
WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED AS A WITCH.

I'VE GOT TO SAY IT, I LOVE THE SCRIPT. IT'S SUPERB.

CAPTAIN PARTRIDGE, WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER THE FORT
WHILE I GO ON A RESUPPLY MISSION?

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

- YEAH. BYE, ALAN.
- ALSO, ARCHERS.

JUST, ER...FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED TO SEE YOU IN RECEPTION,

TAKE THE FAG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

- BUT IT'S NOT.
- IT'S NOT.

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

CRASH!

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

I DON'T WANT TO EAT AN INTESTINE
OR A CHICKEN HEART ON A MINI MUFFIN.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?