AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.
I HEAR THAT ALL THE UNSOLD COPIES
ARE BEING BUNDLED INTO THE BACK OF A TRUCK
BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK MYSELF!
MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.
ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,
- ALAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- WELL, VERY WELL.
WHO WAS TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN
IN HIS HULL EATING CHOCOLATE.
GREAT. THE FAT ENVELOPE. NOT YOU, LYNN.
MIKE, I'M JUST GONNA GRAB A DR PEPPER
FROM THE COOLER. STICK IT ON MY TAB.
I ALSO RANG ALL THE COMPANIES
ON THE PRODUCT LIST YOU GAVE ME.
- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".
- I BROUGHT THE BROCHURES.
- CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
SO MAKE THE MOST OF HER STUNNING FENS
BEFORE THE FLOODS COME,
TELL ME YOUR NAME.
FOOT'S COME OUT OF MY SHOE.
THAT'S NOT GOING BACK IN.
I THOUGHT IT'D BE EROTIC.
THAT'S THE GENIUS OF ITS LOCATION.
- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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