OK. TWO QUESTIONS. HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT
AND WHAT FLOOR'S THE RESTAURANT ON?

HELLO.

- WHO ARE ALL THESE CARS?
- THEY'RE BONO'S.

- THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
- JUST THE PETROL, THEN?

THIS IS A GOOD MURDER WEAPON
BECAUSE YOU COULD BEAT THEM TO DEATH,

- YOU SMILED THEN, LYNN.
- NO, I DIDN'T.

REMOVED FROM THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE.

IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

YOU MIGHT FIND SOME SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE
TO THE BOX, BUT THE CHOCOLATE'S PERFECTLY EDIBLE.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

- CHRIS...
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

- OH, YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY.
- I'M SORRY.

..MOST TIMES. THANKS.

HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.

YOU'RE JOINING ME, ALAN PARTRIDGE,

OH, SMART.

- DO YOU SEE ANY UPSET ZOMBIES?
- JUST THE ONE.