AND I DO IT IN A LOVELY OLD BULL-NOSED MORRIS.

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE.

IT DOES LOOK TO ME LIKE TORCHES
ATTACHED TO A BICYCLE WHEEL...

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

- A NAKED JOG ACROSS THE LANDING.
- WHAT IF YOU'VE GOT GUESTS?

I USED TO GO ON NATURE TRAILS AND SPOT FLOWERS

IT'S TERRIBLE YOU HAVE TO FILL IT
WITH SWEARING ON YOUR SHOW.

YEAH.

- SHE IS THE GRACE KELLY OF NORFOLK.
- HER HOUSE IS MASSIVE.

I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

- THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALAN.
- THAT'S WHAT NAZI WAR CRIMINALS SAY.

THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING.

STRONG. LOOK.

# SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN

ON EITHER ARCHITECTURE OR MORALITY,