- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.

LYNN, WHEN YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT GOING TO SKIBBEREEN AS A CHILD.

OH, MY GOD! TONY HAYERS IS DEAD.

- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.

OOH!

DON'T RUB YOUR FANNY ON ME.

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

- ADULT CHANNEL, THAT'S YOUR DIRTY MOVIES.
- NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA.

NOT IN THAT DRAWER.

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

(BUZZING GARGLE)

OH, LOOK AT YOU, ALAN. YOU SHOULD BE IN HOSPITAL.

AAGH!

I SAY POT-AY-TO, YOU SAY...POTATO.

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

I WANT YOU HERE.
YOU'D BE MY VERY OWN JOHN WEST TINNED WOMAN.

(GASPING COUGH)

(MUSIC.. "I'M A LUMBERJACK"
FROM MONTY PYTHON)