NO. HE LIKES TO LIE THERE, THOUGH,
WITH THE "SUNDAY EXPRESS"

HE SAY I SIT ON YOUR FACE.

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.

- IS THAT YOU?
- NO. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, DENISE.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE. DRINK?

- HAVE YOU MET JANE?
- YEAH. I'VE DONE HER.

DO YOU FANCY A CUP
OF DELICIOUS MICROWAVEABLE SOUP?

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

- NO.
- LET IT GO.

- HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.
- LIKE DR PEPPER?

DAN!

- HELLO, ALAN.
- LYNN, HAND ME AN APPLE PIE.

AND PEOPLE WOULDN'T MIND.
THEY'D SAY, "THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION."

THESE AWARDS ARE ABOUT PEOPLE
LIKE SUSAN CRESSWELL.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

THERE'S ONLY THE ONE CHAIR.