SORRY. MUSIC.
HIDE THE STEAK, IT'S CHRISSIE HYNDE.

BRILLIANT. IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.

LOVELY, MAN. I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT
THAT YOU COULD MAKE TOAST IN A MICROWAVE.

THERE'S SOMEONE COMING. BE NORMAL.

- WELL...
- HANG ON. THERE'S A FOURTH POSITION.

- YOU CAN RELY ON ME.
- THANK YOU.

HELLO.

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

I ALSO RANG ALL THE COMPANIES
ON THE PRODUCT LIST YOU GAVE ME.

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

"..I TOOK DRUGS."

A CHEEKY CHAPPIE WHO'S STARING INTO THE ABYSS

I DON'T MEAN A SMALL ONE.
I MEAN A MEDIUM-SIZED ONE.

DON'T BE HORRIBLE TO ALAN.

EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.

(LIVERPUDLIAN) THERE'S AN ADVERT FOR IT.

CAN I JUST SAY - THIS IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.