THE JACOBEAN HOUSE IS BUILT
ON THE SITE OF A LATE MEDIEVAL PREDECESSOR.

- SHALL I PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE?
- THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL.

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

AND AFTERWARDS A BUNCH OF US
WENT DOWN TO LASER QUEST.

YOU'RE QUITE SUCCESSFUL.
YOU GOT A SECOND SERIES.

- MR PARTRIDGE, THAT'S THE KITCHENS!
- I'M GOING TO COOK ALL THE FOOD.

(HORN TOOTS)

I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.

LISTEN. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT BEFORE.
YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD MOMENT.

- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

MINIBAR, RIGHT. NO, I'LL GET IT MYSELF.

- DO YOU WANT ANY PETROL?
- I'LL GET IT ACROSS THE ROAD.

LOOK, ALAN. NO CLOWNS, NO GAGS.

AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

(SINGS ALONG BADLY)
# EX MARIA VIRGINAE, GAUDETE... #

- YOU CAN'T.
- YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

THIS'LL HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU HIT 4O.
IT'S CUTTING INTO MY FINGERS.