YOURS IS DIRTY.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE,
CONSIDERING WHAT'S HAPPENED.

- A TABLE FOR TWO, SIR?
- YES, PLEASE.

AND DRIVEN TO A BIG WAREHOUSE
TO BE, LITERALLY, PULPED.

TIE A JACK TO YOU. YOU'D SINK LIKE A STONE.

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

JACKA-NACKA-NORY! AH, THAT'S BETTER.

I'M JOKING, OF COURSE IT'S NOT,

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED UNDER A COW.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, ALAN.
- I'LL DO IT NOW.

WHETHER YOU'RE A HEART SURGEON
MAKING A VITAL INCISION,

GOD, NO!

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ
ON A CABLE TELEVISION CHANNEL

WE'LL MAKE SWEET LOVE AND I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.

IT'S WHEN PEOPLE RELIEVE THEMSELVES
ON EACH OTHER.

- GREAT. THREE...NO, FOUR LADY-BOYS.
- FOUR LADY-BOYS, RIGHTY-HO.

GOOD TITLE.

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.