ME? I'M HAVING A FANTASTIC TIME. YEAH.

- HOW WAS YOUR...?
- BAM!

CARL, DO YOU WANT TO ADD ANYTHING?

- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.

WELL, AS I SAY, IT'S VEY CONFUSING.

HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.

THAT IS THE STORY.

HE DIDN'T SAY, "THE NAME'S BOND,
JONES THE BOND. DOUBLE O TH-EVEN."

NO CLOTHES, COMPLETELY NAKED,

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

BUT I AM UP AGAINST IT WITH THIS BONDATHON,
SO IF YOU COULD LIMIT YOUR MOURNING...

- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

HI, TEX.

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

CRASH!

SHALL WE GO INTO THE...?

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

I'M DOWN TO DO A SPOT NOW.
I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT GOD. SO IF YOU HANG AROUND...