HELLO, LYNN. I'M AT DAN'S BIG HOUSE.
CAN YOU COME WITH THE KITCHEN BROCHURES?

- A BADGER. I SEE HER AS A BADGER.
- I CAN IMAGINE HER SNIFFING THE AIR.

DAN. SIR DANSWORTH OF MOODYSHIRE!

- NO, LOOK, LOOK.
- FOUR WORDS.

THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. WE'RE REVAMPING
THIS SHOW. I'M LOOKING FOR A CO-PRESENTER.

IT'S GOOD.

GRAB A PEW.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

- PING!
- PARDON?

I MIGHT AS WELL SAY THIS NOW,
SUE COOK HAS PULLED OUT.

IN YOUR CASE, DRUGS. FOR ALAN, CHOCOLATE.

- OH?
- I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!

- NO BODIES UNDER THERE, I HOPE!
- WHAT?

IT'S UNDERNEATH THE STAIRS.

- SHE'S A BIT OLDER THAN ME. SHE'S 60.
- 60?

IT'S SAD THAT PEOPLE READ ABOUT MEN WHO
CALL THEMSELVES THINGS LIKE STAN THE STABBER,

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK MYSELF!

EMBARRASSING. IDIOT.