I IMAGINE THAT'S A MONTH'S WAGES
TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU. HELLO?

TEN... KING ROAD IN IPSWICH.

..BEFORE IT ALL DROPPED,

PHEW, THIS LOOKS DISGUSTING.

YOU DO THAT WITH BATTLEFIELD CASUALTIES
SO THE DOCTORS KNOW THEY'VE HAD MORPHINE.

# EIGHTEEN TILL I DIE,
I'M GONNA BE EIGHTEEN TILL I DIE #

SO DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE?

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

STATISTICALLY, ONE OF YOU IS,
AND TWO OF YOU ARE GAY.

IF I'VE SAID "FULL BEAM" ONCE
I'VE SAID IT A DOZEN TIMES.

DIVESTED OF ALL THE TRAPPINGS
OF THE 20TH CENTURY

LYNN WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS. BYE.

(WOMAN CHEER)

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

BACK OF THE NET.

RIGHT. SHE SAYS NO,
AND SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.

THIS IS A ROMANTIC TRIBUTE...

LYNN! LYNN!