- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.

BUT I'M DIGRESSING.

THANK YOU, ALAN.

- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

ABOUT THE PEDESTRIANISATION
OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

YOU TELL TAX PEOPLE THEY WON'T FIND YOUR MONEY?

YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.

LISTEN. THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO WIND DOWN.
I'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS COMING TO THE HOUSE.

OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.

- GOOD CALL.
- I REMEMBER YOU.

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A CAST-IRON EGG-TREE, LACQUERED.

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

- PARTY BAG.
- OH, THANK YOU. BYE BYE.

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S CALLED AN AIREALATOR.

I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

- GIVE HIM ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SWINE!
- YEAH, GIVE ME ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SHIT.

CHIPS AND CRINKLE-CUT CHIPS.