I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

A LOLLIPOP.

L THINK WE'VE STRAYED FROM THE TOPIC.
YOU BOTH OBVIOUSLY HAVE ADDICTIVE PERSONALITIES.

LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

I TOLD TOMEK TO PUT HIS COFFEE SHOP
UP INSIDE HIS ASS.

- HAS THAT GOT A NAME, THAT DRINK?
- YEAH, THEY'RE CALLED "LADY-BOYS".

- YOU'RE HAVING A LAGER AND THESE DRINKS HERE?
- YES, THESE ARE...THE CHASERS.

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE,
IT'S 11 TIMES THE POPULATION OF HEMSBY.

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

NO, BUT THERE IS A BIT
OF SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE TO THE BOX.

I REMEMBER I LEFT A TARTAN FLASK UP THERE.

AYE.

"EEH, OCTOPUSSY."

- ANY MESSAGES?
- JUST THE ONE. FROM BILL ODDIE.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM "THE CRYING GAME"?

YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.

UM...