I HAVE POPPED OUT AGAIN.
WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.
- WELL...
- NO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY.
THEY'VE GOT HOOVES, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
FOUR OF THEM.
ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM
SINCE OWNING A LEXUS,
IT'S AMAZING THE NUMBER OF LEXI YOU SEE AROUND.
YOU DON'T NEED BEAUTY SLEEP. WELL, FORTY WINKS.
IT'S NOT ME. HAVE I GOT A PIERCED NAVEL?
- DO YOU WANT A PICKLED ONION?
- NO. I HATE THEM.
IT'S EASILY DONE. IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING ANGRY
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE TABLE?
HAVE YOU ALL GOT YOUR FUN PACKS?
I'VE GOT ONE HERE.
- THERE GOES SIOBHAN.
- I'M GOING TO BOX HER IN AT THE SQUASH COURT!
ANYWAY, COMMISERATIONS.
- ALAN. I'VE CALLED THE POLICE.
- WHAT FOR?
UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.
YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THIS MILK JUG.
IT'S A BIT LIKE A MUG.
- I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
- I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.
WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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