I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

I'M JUST A FAN, ALAN, THAT'S ALL.
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

DID YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
OR COUSINS OVER WHILE YOU WERE THERE?

YOU CAN'T BOOK ME AND ASK ME TO PULL OUT
WHEN CLIFF THORBURN BECOMES AVAILABLE AGAIN.

BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

SO JUST DON'T TURN ROUND.

IT WAS INOPERABLE. I WONDER IF I CAN WALK LIKE THIS.

AND, BASICALLY, DO YOU AGREE

I LENT IT TO THAT BLOKE AT THE PETROL STATION.

THE SUBMARINE'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT TANKER.
THEN WE CUT TO MOSCOW.

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

"I'M FEELING SAUCY."

AND TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT...

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE HAVE IT OFF ALL THE TIME.