THE IRAQIS MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED
WHEN THEY SAW THAT.

- WHO'S HE?
- NIRVANA. BLEW HIS HEAD OFF?

I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.

- YES, MARVELLOUS.
- THIS BOX ARRIVED FOR YOU.

I CAN IMAGINE BUCK ROGERS TAKING A DUMP
ON THAT. IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

- NOT MY CUP OF TEA.
- WE COULD DO A BOND FILM.

YES.

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE,
IT'S 11 TIMES THE POPULATION OF HEMSBY.

COME ON. LET'S SEE ONE OF THESE.

- (KNOCKING)
- (LYNN) ALAN! IT'S ME.

I WANT TO STEAL A CONE AND WAVE IT AROUND A BIT.

THIS IS T'PAU.

TALKING OUT OF HIS ARSE.

WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN",

- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.

- ARE YOU MARRIED?
- YEAH.

THEY'RE PESTS, AREN'T THEY?
YEAH. THEY CARY TB.