- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.

(MOANS OF PLEASURE)

(SPEAKS GERMAN)

- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!

- TONY.
- BE LYNN AGAIN.

ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

HELLO, LYNN.

GETTING A BIT CROWDED NOW. LIKE LONDON.

IT'S MINE.

- WELL, I WOULDN'T BE DEPRESSED.
- I'M NOT.

BUT IF THE ELEPHANT MAN CAME IN HERE NOW

- THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT "M" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- WHY?

AND YOU ALSO RUN OVER BADGERS
IN YOUR TRACTOR FOR FUN.

I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING LIED TO.
I'VE BEEN LIED TO A LOT.

YEAH. NOT SO GOOD, BUT FINE.

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.