LIKE SAYING TANNOY
WHEN YOU MEAN PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM.

I MUST SAY, IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE HOTEL.

# FROM MR GOLDFINGER

YES, I'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO THEM.
THEY'RE COMING OVER THIS AFTERNOON.

I NEVER THOUGHT, WHEN I WAS IN MY 20S,
I'D HAVE TO PUSH.

I NEED AT LEAST THREE MINUTES TO URINATE.
SEEMS TO TAKE FOREVER THESE DAYS.

IN THE WORLD OF BOASTERS - NOT THE BISCUITS
BUT PEOPLE WHO BOAST, LIKE YOU -

THAT'S YOU. YOU'RE NAKED.

- WHO'S TOM DONALDSON?
- JUST A MATE.

I WEAR TOMMY HILFINGER.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
SEE YOUR FUTURE JUST AT THE BBC, ALAN.

- PLEASE?
- NO, YOU CAN'T!

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

YES!

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. I'M COMING THIS AFTERNOON.

YEAH...

IT'S NOT A CRANK CALL.
WHY HAVE YOU PUT IT ON THERE?

"DANGEROUS DOGS SHOULD HAVE
THEIR TEETH REPLACED WITH RUBBER."