- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS HERE...
- I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'VE GOT COWS.

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

THAT'S RIGHT, ALAN.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IF THEY HAD THEMSELVES
PROPER JOBS TO GAN TO, THEY WOULDN'T DO IT.

- I PREFER TO GO ALONE...
- SURE.

A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN TO "LORD HOUSE"

CARY ON TALKING TO KATE
WHILE I SORT SOMETHING OUT. CAN I BORROW A PEN?

YES.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CLIMBING OVER A FENCE.

THIS GUY GOT THE LAB ASSISTANT PREGNANT.
HE NEVER SEES THE KID.

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

I WOULDN'T HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE BOOKS WERE'.

ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.

BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE YOU SAY "SPLITTING."

OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

NO.

OH, MY GOD!