(LIFT BELL DINGS)

- AND I HAVEN'T LIKED A SINGLE ONE.
- TONY, I'VE JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE.

AND EVEN HARDER TO... WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?

SHOWED A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF AGRICULTURAL
METHODS, AND SERVED TO HIGHLIGHT THE STUPIDITY

THIS IS MY HOUSE.

WELL, THEY WERE WHEN I LOOKED THIS MORNING.

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

L WILL NOT HAVE UNCLEANSED COFFEE CUPS HERE.
THE PLAGUE STARTED FROM A MALATTENDED SURFACE.

STOP SAYING YOU THREW YOUR MONKEY IN THE SEA.

REALLY?

- SPLENDID AND TREMENDOUS.
- IT'S A GIRLS-ONLY NIGHT TONIGHT.

THE TIMOTHY DALTON ONES?
HE DIDN'T PLAY IT AS A WELSHMAN.

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

(SIGHS)

- CAN YOU STILL DRIVE THE CAR?
- YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN THAT'S...

# SUCH A COLD FINGER

WE OUGHT TO CALL IT "OUR HOUSE".

I THINK YOU'RE SPLITTING HAIRS.