A LOLLIPOP.

MIKE SAMPSON. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

- YOU PROMISED SONJA WOULDN'T BE HERE.
- I KNOW, AND I'VE RUDDY GONE AND FORGOTTEN.

- COLMAN'S MUSTARD COLMAN?
- YEAH.

YOU'VE ALLOWED FOR THE VISIT TO THE GRAVE?

HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

- ALAN. HOW WAS YOUR VISIT TO THE LAVATORY?
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

- AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT MIRROR THING.
- NO.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

HARD WORKER, BUT THERE'S NO AFFECTION.

AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?

YEAH. I'D BE DELIGHTED.

HELLO.

ME?

(PHONE)

I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

- I CAN GET YOU A KITCHEN.
- FANCY A FLAV?

NO OFFENCE, LYNN,
BUT YOUR LIFE IS TECHNICALLY NOT WORTH INSURING.